høw grand

Gabbi

buildabitchworkshop:

accidentally typing “teh” instead of “the”

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chickenkaboob:

losing your friend in hot topicimage

(via bullied)

apokelypse:

leowithani:

apokelypse:

a human year = 7 dog years

a dog is a man’s best friend

7 is God’s favorite number

dog is God backwards

???????????????????

This is a useless coincidence. 

so was your birth

(via dietmountainwho)

whitegirlsaintshit:

controlledeuphoria:

meanfaggot:

Paris: “yah”

Nicole Richie taught me how to be a friend

YAAAAASSSSS NICOLE DRAG HA!

(Source: beyonseh, via dietmountainwho)

American:I want to live in the UK.
Asian:I want to live in the UK.
Indian:I want to live in the UK.
African:I want to live in the UK.
Hispanic:I want to live in the UK.
Canadian:I want to live in the UK.
Filipino:I want to live in the UK.
French:I want to live in the UK.
Brazilian:I want to live in the UK.
British:wat
Irish:feckin' English bastards

thirstiest:

nentindo:

hokeyfright:

can the science side of tumblr explain this

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swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/

adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.

i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”

this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb

(Source: superstarsaga, via surprisebitch)

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